1. TRUE TEST OF A FELIX IS TO ASK THEM IF THEY SUPPORT WARHAMMER OR NOT?

If they answer no - we know that they are not following the Toby Kirby Plan or the Emperor Saurryons plan

2. TRUE TEST OF A FELIX IS TO ASK THEM IF THEY SUPPORT GALADRIEL OR THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING?

If they answer yes - we know that they are planning on taking down the Toby Kirby plan

3. TRUE TEST OF A FELIX IS TO ASK THEM IF THEY ARE AN ELF?

If they answer yes - we know that they are not a valar or an Ultimate Angel known as God

4. TRUE TEST OF A FELIX IS TO ASK THEM IF THEIR MOTHER IS AN ELF?

If they answer yes - we know that they are elf scum

Elf scum are either Necrons or Aeldari and do not support Space Marines. MelkIrby only supports the Space Marines and devised the Warhammer Plan so that the Emperor Saurryon caused wars in Middle Earth / Space so that they all fought against each other and eventually the Saurryon Plan and Melkorby Plan would come through strong in the end and Toby Kirby would be remembered as a genius and God = Ultimate Angel Melkorby the TRUE FIX IT FELIX.

5. TRUE TEST OF A FELIX IS TO ASK THEM WHO CREATED THE ORCS AND DO YOU SUPPORT THE ORC ARMY?

If they answer Toby Kirby created the Orcs (Dumb, morons, idiots, ninnys, ninkinpoops) and if they don't support the Melkor/Toby Kirby/Orc Plan then we know that they are not a Felix that can be trusted

*FAILURES TO PASS THE TEST

If you fail the test you better get your apology statement and mean it, we expect a really good sorry. If you don't we'll break your frogs legs and snip a toe off.

**FAILURES TO PASS THE TEST ON SECOND ATTEMPT HAVING READ THE MELKIRBY COMMANDMENTS AGAIN

We will throw you (frog) out of the window at 30mph and then check if you're okay.